BB Love-A-Thon: Book Boyfriend Mad Libs

Mini Challenge

The next mini challenge is a book boyfriend-themed edition of Mad Libs, a game where you fill in the blanks to make your own hilariously ridiculous story. Let me know in the comments if you catch some of the various fandom references I've thrown in! ;)

Just A Dream

One day, I was reading with Edward. Out of the blue, a police box came out of nowhere! It was so strange, blue, and bigger on the inside. At first, we were afraid, we were petrified, but we escaped. We hopped on Edward's motorcycle to make our getaway. 

As we escaped, we turned up the radio because "Mambo No. 5" came on and made me throw my hands in the air and wave them like I just didn't care. Everything was extremely smooth sailing until a werewolf appeared in the middle of the road. We swerved to avoid it, but while Edward stayed on the motorcycle, I got thrown onto my side in the woods.

 I couldn't get up, and felt disoriented as I lay there staring up at the trees. What was I going to do? I heard a rustling among the leaves, and felt fearful. Surely, this was going to be my end. As my eyes fluttered shut, the last thing I saw was a head of naturally blond hair and golden eyes. 

 When I woke up again, I was on a cot. My body hurt a whole lot less, and I could sit up. There was a table and chairs in the room, along with fish sticks and custard and butter beer. The door suddenly opened to reveal Jace Wayland/Morgenstern/Herondale/Lightwood, a concerned look on his face. I blushed and averted my gaze, but he laughed and said, "Don't be shy. It's okay." He came over to sit by me, and we started talking after I told him my name. We chatted about demon hunting, rune drawing, and taking down the Dark Lord and realized we had a ton in common! I thought he was godlike and couldn't help feeling a little swoony.

 Just as he reached out for my hand, the door crashed open and in came Ignifex. "Don't let him charm you away, my love!" He yelled, running at Jace. They each had metal whisks in their hands and began to fight. "Stop!", I yelled, feeling so frightened. They didn't listen to me. Before I could intervene, Jace fell to the floor and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

 "What was that?" I asked, staring at the empty space. Ignifex dropped his weapon, and came over to me. "Magic, but you are safe now, dear wife." He hugged me close, and I suddenly knew that this was the real deal and not just a dream. 

 Just as "I Will Always Love You" started playing in my head, I woke up. I cursed my rotten luck. Why had it only been just a dream?