For those of you who don't know, John Green effectively broke the internet yesterday after the first ever trailer of The Fault in Our Stars premiered online.
Be warned: I have made no attempt to be professional or critical about this. Prepare to be bombarded by fangirlish zeal and ALL-CAPS.
Okay, have you got the trailer up? Has it buffered? Ready to go?
Let's do this.
0:00-0:15 - GUS TWIRLING HAZEL IN AMSTERDAM AND GUS AND HAZEL KISSING, ERMAHGERD!
0:31-0:37 - WIPE THAT ADORABLE SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW, AUGUSTUS WATERS. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE SO ADORABLE WHEN I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK MY HEART. And did - did they just use the same music from The Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer? Oh God, am I going to cry over this movie as much as I did over Perks? (Yes. The answer is an unequivocal yes.)
0:38-0:45 - THEY'RE IN THE LITERAL HEART OF JESUS! And hey, look, it's Isaac!
0:46-0:54 - "Why are you staring at me?" "Because you're beautiful." MY CRIES.
1:20-1:24 - Ugh, noooo. Gus standing there looking so upset is heartbreaking!
1:31-1:40 - OH MY GOSH I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS PART AHHHHH!!!!
1:52-1:55 - :((((((((
2:01-2:08 - NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
2:12 -2:15 - NO, IT'S NOT OKAY. IT IS SO NOT OKAY. THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO KILL ME.
So, in summary:
What did you think of the trailer? Did it live up to your expectations? What was your favorite part? Let me know in the comments!
